Tag: Humor

Bad News About My Health


Skull-Cross Bones & Allah Virus

 

I consider Justin Smith a friend. When I first read this it was quickly and I actually began reading at “I am sorry …” Never hearing of a disease called PIST-AWF that was fairly new I was a bit concerned. Then I came to the explanation of exactly what PIST-AWF is. Well, you need to read the rest …

 

 

JRH 4/24/15

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Bad News About My Health

 

Justin O. Smith post

Attributed to: Pat Arnold

Facebook date: 4/23/15

 

Pat Arnold’s Keen Wit … LOL ___

 

I am sorry that I have not been very responsive lately to some of your emails.

 

I have been somewhat under the weather since my Doctors informed me that I have an acute case of PIST-AWF.

 

For those of you who do not know what PIST-AWF is; PIST-AWF is a Newly
Defined Disease that is Found to be Widespread and Highly Contagious.

 

January, 2015 – Doctors at the CDC have released a statement this month
disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person’s entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been deemed “Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue” (PIST-AWF).

 

Symptoms include:

 

* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing our President pander to Muslim terrorists

 

*Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the O’Reilly factor.

 

*Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.

 

*Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing Muslims murdering innocent people.

 

*Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.

 

*Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself. The official designation for “Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue” is PIST-AWF.

 

If you feel you are PIST-AWF, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected the cure will be available sometime between November of 2016 and January 2017.

 

Yes, I am PIST-AWF.

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Edited by John R. Houk

Bold text by the Editor

 

 

10 WAYS TO SHOW YOU ARE A MUSLIM


Pig Smiling

Muslim humor at the expense of Islam. Warning, some of the humor may sound in poor taste, but so is homicidal suicide.

 

JRH 11/2/14

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10 WAYS TO SHOW YOU ARE A MUSLIM

 

Shared by David Dodt Sr.

October 30, 2014 3:04pm

Posted to John Houk Facebook Timeline

 

1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.

 

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can’t afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

 

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

 

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon
to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.

 

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide,
you may be a Muslim

 

6. If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.

 

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

 

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses
other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

 

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should
own at least four, You may be a Muslim.

 

10. If you find this offensive and don’t forward it, You may be a Muslim.

 

JRH 11/2/14

Muslim Brotherhood Will NEVER Make it in the USA


This video was sent to me in humor with the moniker: “This is why the Muslim Brotherhood will Never Make it in the USA”. Really its just a gun lover’s video, but think of the possibilities to responding violent Jihad enclaves in America.

 

JRH 2/7/11

The Entabulator


I received this as chain email and found it hilarious!

 

JRH 12/27/10

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Many years ago Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty automatic transmission business.

 

They were getting ready to tape their first introductory video. As a Warm up, the stage crew began what has become a legend within – The training industry.

This man should have won an academy award for his stellar performance.

Now remember and keep in mind, this is strictly off the cuff, nothing is written down.  Nothing he says is true.  He had NO script!  This was a rehearsal for camera, lighting and stage crew.

It’s all total meaningless drivel made up as he goes along.

 

I am told this video is still utilized as a training aide for incoming congressmen, lawyers, and current White House Administrators.

Enjoy!!

 

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